Intro to book: excerpts from Cake, Loveplay, Santa, Maria and Cohappulations

Space Station: HODD SUBTLE: S.S.H.S

HODD Haven's Ordered Daily Delivered.

Masquerading as outlander entertainment of the Miniature Worlds come lately, they put their plans into action and immediately had success! Unusual enough for their dwarfed sizes, and wild matted hair the agile, theatrical capering shocktops were lithe, accurate and quick. Performing several, unusual, clever antics they soon attracted a large crowd of loudly celebrating Giants about them and the big, entertained, folk, milled about happily, just outside grand Skye Castle of Avonlea.

The guard on watch, observing from his post was caught by their unusual outlandish looks and small, clever eyes. The chaps were acting noisily goofy and getting lots of laughs. Fitting in weirdly, acting oafishly, their dwarfish, nimble figures, wild looks, odd gear, and capering antics intensified, raising much mirth. While the acts were roughly buffoonish and exceeding crude, raw satire was common enough and heckling the crowds – part of their cover! Rude man midget was marvellously entertaining – capturing his clueless prey and daring!

‘How clever!’ lots said admiringly . . . performed by small, tiny, and midget? ‘Can it be so?’ Several entertained Giants asked.

“SO CUTE!” a So and So fatly, important group also said, and the praise kept coming! “Do it again, cutie!”

And the rotters’ did!